Ask Cave Johnson

.... -just watches him from a dark corner, not wanting to wipe out time or anything-

Just let that handsome devil go about his business…

Just… Let that… Handsome…

(Can I say I love how you play Cave? You're doing a great job. Also, I was the Black Mesa anon. You handled the situation well.)

miss-tk

((Aw! Thank you so very much! I’m always glad to hear from people who like my work hahaha ^^

And thank you! I was taken aback, a bit, but I enjoyed the back and forth. :3 ))

Mister Johnson, I'm a test subject for the new dietary pudding. I ate a spoonful of it and now I have this terrible itch on my body. Is that normal?

Anonymous

It might be. That’s why we’re testing!

Now we just have to wait for more people to volunteer themselves for testing.

I’ll get back to you in a month or so.

I understand fully, Cave. Thank you for your time. -sets a lemon on his desk and turns to leave- Also, thanks for giving us the idea for combustible limes. They work like a charm. -he left his office-

Anonymous

… I’ll have to tell Caroline to get the lab boys to hurry up the lemon research…

Why don't our two companies merge? It'll be for the good of science. Two great companies working together as one instead of against one another.

Anonymous

I’m sorry… But you can understand why I’d be wary of this… Proposition…

You at Black Mesa haven’t been exactly completely credible in the past.

Hello, Cave. My name is.. well, it's of no importance now. I'm a representative from Black Mesa. I come offering lemons and a proposition. I know we've had some conflict in the past, but I think we can put that behind us for science.

Anonymous

I don’t want your damn lemons! Do you know who I am?!

…

I’m sorry… please… Go on…

I haven’t particularly delved into the sciences of lunar sediments yet…

But now that you all mention it, it doesn’t sound like a bad idea.

I must tell Caroline to have the bean-counters look into buy some moon rocks… About seven million dollars worth will do.

Sir. What if someone from Black Mesa tried to convince Caroline to work for them?

Anonymous

I’d kill ‘em.

So Cave, have you ever thought about developing some other sort of gel? How about Adhesion Gel? I know I would love to be able to walk on floors and ceilings... For science!

Anonymous

Unfortunately, we’ve since abandoned our gel production line and strictly working towards quantum tunnels, or “portals” as they’re playfully called, and portal related technology.

However, Adhesion Gel doesn’t sound like too bad an idea. I mean, it can’t be that much harder than build a gravity modulater so one can change the gravity in a certain space to allow one to walk up walls.

… I’ll have to tell Caroline to make a note, “Look into changing the laws of gravity.”

For science!

hey what do u think about GLaDOS?

1000drman

Who?